One More Left!

Finally ICT is completed and only one project is left. A million thanks to my ICT groupmates, our project is a job well done. Cheers!

HRM is not really a rush and Pam's mum was really kind. She gave me a whole load of info even when she's so busy with work. She even called me up because I had more questions to ask. You're so sweet aunty thanks a million.

HRM skit is so gonna be a blast tommorow. My group put in alot of effort into it so we're banging big hopes on it. Let's show them Singapore's Got Talent too tommorow guys! Lol.

And yes Jiafeng, you still owe me a Starbucks Venti :)

Finally went home early today but didn't have the mood for anything. Finally picked up that darn pencil of mine and started drawing. In the end:

I drew myself. It's just with one tone, didn't add shading and textures to it because I want this one to be electronic. So I think it can only be completed after the exams when I get my drawing pad. I'm so gonna get hooked on digital painting once I get it. As they say, if you can't love yourself then how can you expect others to love you? Well then if you can't draw yourself then how are you gonna improve? Lol weird theory but whatever.

But this ain't gonna be a self portrait. Will post the finished digitally painted copy here when I finish it. It's gonna be a surprise ;)

Gonna sleep now and continue with HRM tommorow. Carl's Junior for the win after the skit!

Five Loaves & Two Fishes

And before I go: I offer up my praise to you Lord, your works of arts are just amazing.

I wanna thank you God because you've always been there for me. Thanks Father. Please help me to make the right decisions and guide me along the path of Life.

The beautiful song by Corrinne May:

Five Loaves & Two Fishes

A little boy of thirteen

was on his way to school

He heard a crowd of people laughing

and he went to take a look

Thousands were listening

to the stories of one man

He spoke with such wisdom,

even the kids could understand

The hours passed so quickly

the day turned to night

Everyone was hungry

but there was no food in sight

The boy looked in his lunchbox

at the little that he had

He wasn't sure what good it'd do

there were thousands to be fed

But he saw the twinkling eyes of Jesus

the kindness in His smile

and the boy cried out

with the trust of a child

he said:"Take my five loaves and two fishes

Do with it as you will

I surrender

Take my fears and inhibitions

All my burdens, my ambitions

You can use it all

to feed them all"

I often think about that boy

when I'm feeling small

and I worry that the work I do

means nothing at all

But every single tear I cry

is a diamond in His hands

and every door that slams in my face

I will offer up in prayer

So I'll give you every breath that I have

Oh Lord, you can work miracles

All that you need is my "Amen"

Take my five loaves and two fishes

Do with it as you will

I surrender

Take my fears and inhibitions

All my burdens, my ambitions

You can use it all

I hope it's not too small

I trust in you

I trust in you

Take my five loaves and two fishes

Do with it as you will

I surrender

Take my fears and inhibitions

All my burdens, my ambitions

You can use it all

no gift is too small :)

Clouds

Changed my blog main picture to this amazing pic taken and edited by Devianartist "=PORG". Great job my fellow artist! Changed the pic because I got inspired by the evening clouds at my place today. They were so beautiful. Hundreds of birds flying freely among the red and pink clouds which the faltering but undying sunlight danced upon. Beautiful.

Wished I had a camera then. My phone's camera was too lousy. I think Photography is something I can take up during the holidays. But I've got the image in my mind already so I will paint it out when I have time. Got a hell of a long list of stuff to do including taking up Muay Thai, Art classes and a new hobby. So many things so little time :)

Bs Finance test was way easy than expected. But it seems I got tricked by the 2nd question. There goes my hope of nailing the bull's eye again.

Spent 1 friggin hour idling in school. Come to think of it, it was totally not worth it. Gotta do final editing of ICT now PRONTO!

And to both of my homies Kiat and Zx, after my exams let's go hit downtown! Been a month since I saw you guys. Kinda missed the times we had my bros!

Damn it's time to renovate my blog. After exams I guess.

Dreams

Been dreaming of the same two girls for the past consecutive 5 days. (To some of my friends who are horny: Nope it’s not the kind of dreams that you think they are) Finally had enough sleep last night without any dreams. Geez my head feels like someone put a spear through it or something…..

I wondered what God is trying to tell me through these dreams. Normally my dreams either have meaning or its just pure random. But I know these dreams has an implication to it because for 5 consecutive days?! Damn that’s lots of sleep lost! My poor brain!

Oh btw my pure random dreams can be lots of fun. Once I realize it’s a dream, I can actually control it to a certain extent. There was once where I dreamt of this ghost haunting me and it tumbled a whole bus onto my lower body. For some reason, it climbed onto the bus and started laughing at me. I was really pissed and I grab a brick out of no where and threw it at her. Headshot. She died instantly. Cool but lame dream.

The LOUSIEST dreams I ever had were dreaming of a whole day in school and at work. Then I will wake up and it’s time for school or work again. I’ll be like: “Oh man! Not again :( How lame can life be? -.- ”

The current dreams always work like this. I would be going out with Star girl and I’ll be really happy. Then my ex girlfriend will show up and I’ll be unhappy. What a lame dream seriously? Luckily the situation, colours and environment all varied in the 5 different dreams, though they had a same script or something.

Last night I tried to call my ex for HRM project (I’m interviewing her mum. Why did I even decide to do so?) and she sounded really hostile cos she claims she’s working. I know working is important but how can you sound so hostile to someone who is or was the most important person in your life?

I got kinda upset after the phone call but only for 5 mins. After the 2nd minute I decided to analyze why I was upset.

Q: Am I upset because I love her?
A: Hmm yeah to a certain extent.

Q: You still love her?
A: Hmm with every single passing day it’s becoming a more friendship thingy.

Q: Oh so lesser special feelings. Then why the hell are you upset?
A: I just can’t believe that she would treat me this way after like 3 years of stuff between us. She was the one that said we could be friends but now she’s being hostile.

Q: You know what Dom? It’s no point being angry or upset. From now on, everything she does is her own decisions and don’t let them affect you. You’ve got a family and a great bunch of friends. So keep your promise to yourself and SMILE :)

A: YES! :)

I think this Q & A approach with yourself while you’re upset or angry works very well for guys. I’m never EMO these days cos of it and partly because I promise myself that I wouldn’t be that way anymore. But WARNING: Guys please don’t use this on your girlfriend unless she asks for solutions. Or else your ass is gonna get owned. (When the Guru says owned, he means OWNED) Don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s a guys thing.

Well after using the approach to solve my emotional turmoil (abit exaggerated only for 5mins what turmoil lol), I had a good sleep the entire night. I realized that perhaps some part of me just want myself to let go of even more. I feel so much free now :) Look like Jovian and Christy are gonna lose their bet after all.

Oh and I’ve got really hardworking friends. You guys lighted up my fire. I don’t like to lose cos I play to win haha ;) So today must work even harder! 5 chapters today or 1000 pushups!!! Haha purposely make you all stress :P

And no one ever said “Dom you are going down” to me before over a girl. This is getting so interesting lol. Well I’ll return it to you: “Chua Jiafeng, YOU ARE GOING DOWN FIRST!” Lol haha but seriously, let’s think about that Business Finance test first.

Itekimas!

ICT Project & Ghost stories

Went to school today for ICT project and this is the most efficient group I have ever. Within 3 hours our work is done! Woah!

This is the first group that I’m in an all guys team. After doing two hours of project, we were damn SIAN and for some reason we started to tell ghost stories. Some were really funny! And yes we’re damn interested to meet Koon How’s interesting friend who had an interesting way of dealing with the supernatural :)

Super efficient work force, sitting around talking cock, talking about girls and our gadgets. It really feels like the secondary school days like how me and my brothers used to hang out.

And damn I didn’t know the place that I always run at is haunted. Better have a change of location….. Thanks KH for the info.

Sorry Jun Xian I was very busy just now so could not play DOTA. Perhaps some other time. After exams would be the best lol. And yupp I gotta admit I like the way you do things, super efficient.

And surprisingly Mr. Chua Jiafeng has the same taste for the same kind of girls as me. No haha brother everything can let but woman cannot. Fair competition arh. No holds barred lol :)

Can’t wait for jap oral skit. Hope me and my cute partner can pull it off well. I better think of some props soon.

Only studied two chapters today. Gonna start on another one now and then off to bed…..

Eventful 20

It has been an eventful week for me. Sorry for the long awaited update.

This week has been really different for me because starting of this Monday I’m 20! Yeah I’m no longer a teenager and a new phase of life awaits me.

Monday was an exciting but stressful day as I had both Marketing presentation and EFMA test on that day. Marketing presentation was a blast but teacher didn’t take the chicken that we bought! Damn I actually ran to and fro for that :( EFMA test was alright not as tough as I thought.

Though we are all so busy with our projects, my friends didn’t forget my birthday! Chen Li and Jiaping were so sweet. They actually sneaked out of lecture to get me and Shiyun both a piece of cake. Aww really I’m touched… Thanks guys. I loved the cake of course. Blueberry cheesecake yumyum! Got a birthday song at the end of lecture to go along with too haha :)

Haha well I’m glad I have friends who remember this important day. Huiling and Amanda also damn cute. They both spam me with cakes online. Amanda gave me cake emoticons. Huiling drew a bdae cake.

Huiling's Bdae cake Hey your drawing skills improved! :P

Haha though they’re virtual, the thought really does count and I’m really happy! Haha and yes the deal is on Huiling. You will get a cake from me on your birthday. But whether it’s virtual or not that’s up to me to decide ;P

Went home and celebrated my birthday with my family. Mum bought me a chocolate coffee cake (my favourite beverage!) and made me red eggs. She also cooked my favourite fried noodles. Oh man everyone was really so sweet. I swear I’m really touched. It’s been a long time since my family got together for something. Perhaps turning 20 is something good after all :)

All my favourite food! :)

The beautiful day ended when next morning came. I was bathing in the toilet and when I came out I was about to ask Mum why she woken up so early when I saw her sitting on a stool beside the sink.

She looked really pale and sick and was vomiting. I quickly changed into my clothes and got her some warm water.

I was really afraid because I’ve never seen her like this before. My mum is one of the strongest woman I’ve ever known. I’ve never seen her this frail before. She couldn’t stand up as she was too dizzy and her hands were already shaking. It was getting really difficult for her to breathe and I had to call an ambulance.

When the paramedics came they put on an oxygen mask for her. It was really a long ride to the hospital. All the while all I could do was to pray for my Mum. I told God that I didn’t want any of the things that I wished for on my birthday anymore. I just want my Mum to be safe that’s all.

The damn morning traffic was so congested. We weren’t making any progress. I really felt like opening the door of the ambulance and yell at the drivers on the road. The driver could sense my urgency and started to talk with me about his family. But all my replies were one liners. I just want my Mum to be safe. That’s all.

Finally the driver put the siren of the ambulance to wailing mode. That’s the 2^nd last degree of urgency (quite serious) and a lot of drivers started giving way. It was amazing to see how all the drivers on the road actually coordinated and gave way. When we finally reached the hospital, I rushed out only to be stopped by the nurses for a temperature check. They rushed my mum in first and in the end after the check I couldn’t find her. I searched and searched and after 10 mins I finally found her.

Mum was crying. She was really in pain. I was mortified because I’ve only seen her cry 2 times in my life. One was when my grandma past away. The other was when my sis made her really mad. She was really struggling.

As I stood by her, I wondered back to all the times when this woman here took care of me. She never once complained, never once worried about herself. All she knew was that her children must be well taken care of no matter what.

She’s always the earliest one to wake up and the last person to sleep.

Every morning I never fail to have breakfast on my table because of her.

Everyday I never fail to have my shirts ironed by her.

Everyday she washes the clothes by hands because she insists it’s the cleanest way.

I come back to a clean house because of her.

I was never lonely because she was always by me.

She fought off all the bullies that ever bullied me when I was young.

She always supported me, no matter what I did.

She was the first one that taught me the beauty of art.

She always protected me, no matter what.

And yet now I couldn’t really do anything to help her. All I could do was wipe her tears and tell her everything is gonna be alright.

The hospital staff were really slow. All they did was to keep asking me to calm down and take a sit. I wanted to scream at them. I wanted to force them to help my mum first. Luckily my logical self took control again and I managed to calm down. The last thing I would want now is to have security escort me out of the building and me leaving my mum alone.

After the blood tests, X ray and some medication and rest, my mum seemed to be better. Dad finally rushed back from work and took over from me. But only one person could accompany the patient so I had to wait outside. After 2 hours of what seemed like an eternity, Mum finally came out. The doctor diagnosed her with anaemia. Low red blood cell count. I guess she’s really exhausted… She needs lots of rest.

Thank God. I really thank God for protecting my mum. She is the most important person to me. Thanks for making sure she’s alright.

After a day of distress, the woman of my house is up and working again. I don’t get it. I want so much to relieve her of all her duties but she don’t want it to be that way. She’s still washing the clothes today till late into the night, cooking for us, motivating me to go for the things I want… Damn what did I do to deserve all these?

I guess the only thing I can do now is to do the best I can do and work hard. So next time I can make lots of money so that my Mum don’t need to work so hard anymore. It’s a simple dream but hey it’s still a dream!

Meanwhile please take more rest Mummy. Please take real good care of yourself and lemme do some of your work now. I will learn to treasure you more from now on and yes I will keep my promise.

Though I’m 20 now I’m still gonna say this: I love you Mum, more than you ever know. You are really the most important person to me. And Yupp, you’re still the youngest and the most coolest Mum ever :)

3 Years

3 Years…

Have I grown stronger?

I looked into the mirror today and asked myself this question. Next week, I’ll be 20 years old already. Am I behaving like one? Am I doing the things that I’m supposed to do? Did I do all the things I wanted to do by 20?

The answer was clear and yet somewhat gloomy.

There are so many things yet to be done by me.

Physically, I am not any stronger than I was 3 years before.

I am definitely stronger academically. I have a desire now that burns like a wild fire. Unfortunately, it burns with not much action from me yet. I have not started revising at all and my bad habits are getting from bad to worse.

The answer was even more clear.

Overall if I don’t acquire the most important human characteristic, I consider myself to have not grown stronger at all.


Discipline is that characteristic.

As long as I don’t conquer myself and instill it in me, I will always be that little boy.

I’m not a little boy anymore. When I fall, I have to pick myself up. I cannot be emo all day and wish that things will be better. When the going gets tough, I will still smile and change the world. I want to reach my dreams now. Right now. I will take any action no matter how small to reach them. Because then, at least I’m closer to them.

I didn’t protect you the last time. Though I don’t think I will get another chance to do so, I must protect the ones dear to me the next time.

So my new motto will be:

To be stronger than I was yesterday

Phase 3: Discipline, Hajimemasho! Let’s go Setsuna!


PS: Thanks Chen Li! And you are right! If Adam can do it, so can I :)

Messages

Here is a pic of me and my all time brother Parthiban. This was taken a few months ago when he was having his graduation in NYP. It's been a week now since he went to BMTC camp. Hey remember you say you wanna go OCS! Must keep your promise! Lol can't wait to see you with your shaven head next week bro lol ;) Feel the wrath of my long and pointy hair! Mwahaha!

And to Zuxian and Wai Kiat my other two all time brothers: We must meet up more often. Hey let's hit the clubs some time soon. It'll be fun. MOS first! Haha nope I can't drink much cos you guys never see me drunk before. And we must take more pictures. Wanted to put pics of us when I realised we don't have any despite knowing each other for nearly 7 years! Wth! We better take some by this week! And yes I still owe you guys a personal guided tour of NYP. Sorry no hot babes provided by me. Get them yourselves if you want to.

To Wai Kiat: PS, if you meet that girl in blue again, please get her number or I will PERSONALLY wring your neck. I mean it lol. And yes 3 cheers to the girl in blue and the cool girl in class ;)

To my basketball and gym brother Jian Wei: Hey must jiayou for School Council president! Been damn long since we go gym together. Sorry man I'm really busy now. During holidays confirm we go ok? And YES! WE MUST BUY PROTEIN POWDER! WOOSH!

To my all time Basketball rival Lim Yan Zhi: Yo I don't know if you read my blog, but if you see this, I hope we really meet up soon and play ball or something. Kinda sorry we don't keep in contact. Think it's my fault. Sorry bro. Those days where we used to play basketball all day were awesome. And thanks for teaching me so much. You were really like a mentor to me. Thanks man! Hope to catch up with you soon.

To my fellow Team Asian Americans Brother (wth) Jovian Chan: Bro don't play too much games. It's time for us to work hard now! For Glory! Lol and yes! Bleeding Love for the win.

To my Emo Brother Bryce: Yo bro good luck with the programme you are going through now. Lol cheers and yes let's all not be emo anymore!

To Hikari Danna: Crystal you are the first girl I ever admired for art talent. Haha I think Danna(Master: As in master in art. DUH?) is a more appropriate term to address you now. You totally own me in manga drawing. Thanks a million for the software you sent. I love it. One day, my realism drawing will be damn good :) As Deidara says: ART IS A BLAST!

To my lazy half: Wake up. Time to kick ass. 14th Aug to 18th Aug for the win.

To my Star Girl: Yeah I like you but... I got too many things on hand. I owe myself big time and I'm gonna make up to myself for it this sem. Lol you'll probably never read this or never know that it's you, but whatever. I will just admire you. This is crazy and I don't know much about you, but I think you're God's perfect work of art.

Setsuna says: I'm gonna get stronger first! Tomorrow, let's get that electronic drawing pad and craft out some real art. And let's kick those module ass. No more waiting. Let's do this.

And lastly, Yeah, Art truly is a blast.

Ramly & Hancock, a wonderful day

Went back to school today for marketing project. After that went out with Jovian, Jiaping, Christy and Yee Pei to Causeway Point. They needed to get some Mickey Mouse stuff (wth) from the Pasar Malam there for their Business Law skit which in the end we didn't get.

You know what Pasar Malam means right?

Pasar Malam = Ramly Burger

And yes I had my favourite Ramly Burger! Due to my super good "Mind-Control Ninjutsu" (Lmao yeah right), Jovian had the FIRST(OMG!) Ramly Burger in his life.

And no, I promise no food poisoning. Seriously Ramly Burger is damn underrated. One look at the chef there and you know he has skill. Butter is spreaded on the buns. The patty mixed with special powder and Ramly sauce. The egg cooked to the right texture and taste. Barbecue sauce, chilli sauce and Ramly Special Sauce is added. The egg is wrapped around the patty with the bun added and WALA! Ramly Burger is BORN!!!

And the conclusion from the HARDCORE Ramly fan and the First-timer is:
Sometimes the simplest things in life makes it worthwhile, and yes, Ramly Burger makes your life worthwhile. (Wow this makes a good advertisement :)

I swore I saw Jiaping, Yee Pei and Christy drool when they saw us chomping on the burger. And I know you wanted another bite Christy :P

Later me and Jovian caught Hancock in Cathay.

Will Smith. You're probably one of the few men I truely take my hats off to. Hancock was a great show. I give it 8 out of 10 stars. Good story, original, nice action and yeah great jokes. The part where Hancock shoved some guy's head into another's ass, WOAH... Damn gross but funny! You rock Hancock! After that Jov went Bugis and I went back home to finish off my Naruto episodes. Good luck on hitting on the hot girl in the arcade bro lol.

And To You Know Who You Are

I feel so angry now.

I have never been so insulted.

You just come and say all those things to me.

Damn you...

You have no idea how strong am I.

I will achieve my dream. Watch me.

100% dedication, Dynamic Power.

Let me show you how it is done.

I shall not let myself be affected by you :P

I will smile :)

Projects, Naruto, Star Girl & Phase 3

Finally Bs Finance project is over. We were the first group to hand up the project! Hell yeah! Thank you so much Li Zhu, Crystal, Qy and Shiyun for your help.

Watched Naruto for 3 hours today to destress! Now time to do Marketing project. A little late now though but I'm all fired and pumped up to go! IKUZU!!!

Nothing really much to talk about today.

Why not let's do this?

ErrHmmmm!!!!

ATTENTION PLEASE!

*Drum Rolls*

INTRODUCING MY STAR GIRL:

Yeah she's beautiful. Hmm but don't bother guessing from the drawing. Didn't even use 1% if my skill in it so it doesn't look like her at all. But I'm gonna play Mcfly's Star Girl just for you one day! Yeah!

Geez slacked in my plan for so many days. Time to continue with Phase 3 now. One day, I will achieve my dreams :)

The Sick Children

DISCLAIMER: The following do not represent the real characters of my friends. It is just a joke. Period.

Lol. Of course this is just a joke. All these people are really really great people. No elaborations will be done further.

Kill me tomorrow if you want to ;)

Reunion - The 4 Brothers Unite

Finally after months... We meet again.

The 4 Brothers

We have all grown up and gotten much stronger as compared to the days that we stepped foot in Scouts.

Wai Kiat, a rising Bboy with a burning passion for dancing.

Parthiban, going to serve the nation in a few days and is going to enter NTU.

Zu Xian, serving the nation as Third Sergant and is going to finish his term and enter NUS.

Dom, current NYP 2nd year student, striving to continue to be the best and to find his passion.

We have changed outside, but deep down inside, the bonds between us are as strong as ever.

Reminiscing the days during our secondary school brings back many fond memories. And Parti your joke about Paul is seriously damn dope. I've never laughed so much in this entire year. All those memories never fail to bring a smile to our faces. Be it memories of happiness or sadness, we are happy that we have gone through it and made it together.

Thanks for meeting up at AMK hub and then Yishun. Lol hey you guys no lessons should go along with me ;) But thanks anyway!

I believe one day, our promises to each other will be fulfilled. We are gonna be brothers forever. (This sounds so girly but I said it anyway.)

I'm gonna start serving the nation in a year's time. It's time to start training :)

I hope we meet up again soon. Remember how we used to own last time when we worked together in no matter what we used to do? Well I'm pretty sure we will work out our lifes and own in whatever we do. Jiayou in BMTC Parthi! I will support you. And yes post in MySpace pictures of your shaven head (Hey just kidding!)

Thanks guys! Let's meet up again soon :) Brothers FOREVER

Nothing you do will change what you did

What do I want?

I want a real Home.

Unfortunately, that's never gonna happen, ever since what you did six years ago.
I will never forgive you for that. If not for God's commandments, I'll probably crush you by now.

You never gave me what I needed when I was a boy. It's too late to make amendments. I'm no longer a boy. What you are trying to give now will never satisfy me. No matter how hard you try...

I'm different. I'm no longer that hot blooded boy who loves everything about the world. I will destroy everything I hate. Every single thing unjust. I will take them down. And there's no need to worry about my studies. I will own every single module there is. And it starts next week.

I will have no remorse. No tears. Because you taught me how. I was always looking for your acceptance. But now I know. I love the way I am. I don't need anyone else to say they are proud of me. I'm proud of myself.

I hate it when I look at you trying so hard and my heart just goes soft. It gives me a reminiscence of that foolish little boy I was. I don't want any traces of him left.

You are right at one thing. True power does make a difference. It is through your blood that I've gained this power. But sometimes I just wish that I could exchange all these for another chance. But it will never happen.

Someday you will probably regret what you have done. If you really want to make a difference, try it on others. Just not on me. Cos it will never work. After everything I've been through, my heart is nothing but impervious to your actions.

You know what? Take a break. I will do the job. I will change all these. After trying all these years, you know it's not gonna change. You are lucky for now. Cos I will help, but not for you. And yes I can do it alone. You just don't know how strong I've grown. 3 weeks ago was just a test. But I guess you will never know it.

I will show you how it's done. Mark my words.

Zohan!!! Don't Mess With Me!

New blogskin again. I finally could not stand the cute blogskin before anymore. Geez man I'm like so emo these days and that's the way I am. A cute skin don't fit me at all.

By the way the background music are my favourite theme songs from Naruto. If you don't like it too bad. Use your mute button.

Went out with Pam today and we caught "Don't Mess With The Zohan"!!!



Adam Sandler once again owned my ass up and down on the chair with unstoppable laughter. Zohan totally rocks man. It's a total much watch if you can stand a little sexual humour!

The storyline goes about a man named Zohan who is the strongest counter-terrorist in Israel. He is the only one that is able to own the asses of the Palestinian terrorists. Believe me, when I say own it really means OWNAGE spelt in capital! He can catch bullets with his hands and nose and dismantle a terrorist's gun in front of his very eyes!

But Zohan has a dream. He is sick of all the fighting. He wants to go into hair-styling! LMAO!

So Zohan fakes death in his fight with the leader of the terrorist (Phantom) and goes to America to seek his dream.

He joins a hair saloon owned by this (super-hot) Palestinian girl whom he eventually falls in love with. Then a big tycoon wants to get her saloon out of the neighbourhood! Once again, it's up to Zohan to save the day!

My favourite part of the movie was the part where they deployed all the Israelites friends to battle. Seriously they are damn dope. Behind all their businesses are SMGs, silencers and guns. Wth... Another part was all the Palestinians coming out of the taxis. There was about 40 to 50 Palestinians coming out from one taxi! How the hell did they even squeeze in there?!

The part I don't like about the movie is the hairdressing part. Zohan literally bangs every single woman that has her hair cut in the saloon. Damn even an 80 year old woman. That's damn gross man. But don't worry no explicit scenes in the movie :)

Overall, Zohan is an awesome movie and it is definitely not racist. It shows that foreign people are normal people too who have dreams. They can work together to create good and not all Arabian looking people are terrorists! So get the facts right.

After watching Zohan I got really emo. I announced something life-changing. I feel so much pain now. I don't wish to elaborate now. Till tomorrow then.

I feel your pain
Cos my heart's still connected to yours
Maybe I was content being by you
Even if it meant being foolish
But things changed
Choosing to be smart
Means choosing to sever the strings
No matter what
I guess I will never be happy
For now