THE QUIZ

1. The person who tag you is?

Chen Shufei

2. Your relationship with him/her is?

I'm her mature friend and well... She's the child---- one? Did I just use the forbidden word?

3. Your five impressions of him/her?

Blur, Forgetful, Shy, Playful, Net-savvy

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?

Memorable... Does making me miss the bus for 2 times count?

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you?

Bubbletea anyone?

6.If he/she become your lover, you will?

-.- Dude she'll get burned

7. If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?

I think if she's my lover I would like her for who she is, (for now)

8.If he/she become your enemy, you will?continue with life?

Yupp. It's my Life.

9.If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be?

Why would that ever happen? Well perhaps if she makes me miss my bus again...

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is?

Hmm nothing really at the moment.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?

Shy but LOUD

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?

Confident and outright smart.

13. The characters you love of yourself are?

Confident and smart :) Sexy of course

14.On the contrary, the characteristics you hate most about yourself are?

Tardiness

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?

A good lover

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them?

Yo I love you guys too?

17. Pass this quiz to 5 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you pass to people that have blogs only.

1. Jiaping

2. Jovian

3. Christy

4. Shiyun

5: Yee Pei

18. What is no.2 studying about? (Jovian)

Supply Chain Management

19. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? (Christy)

2 days ago.

20. Does no.1 have any siblings? (Jiaping)

She said she has an irritating brother. Hamsters don't count right?

21. Will you woo no.3? (Christy)

Haha nice question. No. We are good friends :)

22. Is no.4 single? (Shiyun)

What's her definition of singlehood again. I think yes.

23. What is the surname of no.5? (Yee Pei)

Foong. Or was it PEI FOONG? LOL


Another quiz which asks almost the same things,soooooooooo, i'll just answer the ones that haven't been asked. (as quoted from people who passed the quiz to me)

1.You want to tell for he/she now is?

I don't understand this question

2. Your overall impression of him/her is

Nice

3. Pass this quiz on to 10 people to see how they feel about you. (I'm not gonna really pass on to them but the quiz goes on anyway)

1) Shu Fei

2) Jiaping

3) Yee Pei

4) Shiyun

5) Li Zhu

6) Kitten

7) Jovian

8) Crystal

9) Bryce

10) Christy

11. Who is no. 6 having a relationship with right now? (Kitten)

She's having a complicated relationship with me and she's loving it :)

12. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? (Jovian & Christy)

Go figure!

13. What is no. 2 studying about? (Jiaping)

Human Resource Management

14. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? (Yee Pei)

A month and a half ago

15. What kind of music band does no.8 like? (Crystal)

Definitely jap anime OSTs. Yaori no OSTs right lol? So it doesn't count.

16. Does no. 1 have any siblings? (Shu Fei)

Yupp I think its a sister and brother. Can't remember.

17. Will you woo no. 3? (Yee Pei)

Nope she's got her hands full.

18. How about no.7? (Jovian)

I'm straight dude. He's my bro ;)

19. Is no. 4 single? (Shiyun)

Lol well it depends. Refer to above.

20. Surname of no. 5? (Li Zhu)

Tan

21. Hobby of no.10?(Christy)

Haha does dating count?

22. Do 5 and 9 get along well? (Li Zhu and Bryce)

They were classmates but I think they hardly talk.

23. Where is no.2 studying? (Jiaping)

Nanyang Poly, same class yeah awesome

24. Talk about no. 1 (Shu Fei)

Lol. Well what can I say. Better say nice things now. She's nice.

25. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8? (Crystal)

You gotta be kidding me... She loves Naruto.

26. Where does no. 9 live? (Bryce)

Somewhere near Novena.

27. What colour does no. 4 like? (Shiyun)

Definitely pink.

28. Are 5 and 1 best friends? (Shu Fei and Lizhu)

Nope. They don't know each other.

29. Does no.1 have any pets? (Shu Fei)

If a pet is considered as a separate entity from the individual herself, then no.

30.Is no 7 the sexiest person in the world? (Jovian)

Eh Kitten should be the sexiest. Lol.

31. What is no 10 doing right now?(tf)

Haha going out?

Quiz finally complete! I took one week to do it! Phew!

Haha yeah! ;)

Quando Quando Quando

I think many get the terms of romance, attraction and love very wrong.

For most cases, attraction takes place first, followed by love or romance.

Funny how people around me are all skipping phases and failing miserably.

Ok don't call be a bastard for not helping. I know I know, everytime you guys ask me, I don't answer. Since I'm in a good mood today cos I'm meeting Kitten tommorow, I'll give you an answer to your so called ultimate question. Ready?

The question is: "What attracts a woman?"

The answer is: Listen to Sara Bareilles's "Love Song"

The thing is, it doesn't make sense to skip phases. If you display expressions of affection before attraction, you scare the hell out of a woman. Most guys don't realise that. Can you imagine that? Put yourself in the shoes of the woman. This guy whom you don't even know well says he likes you and start going all over you.

Haha funny when you look it that way eh?

I feel evil now so I will analyze another one which I heard ever so long ago. "I will buy you chocolate and flowers. Will you go out with me?"

This one is an example my friend got from some random guy. Can't even remember his name.

I think the real thing he is actually telling my friend is:

"I think I'm not attractive or worthy enough to get your attention or go out with you. So I must buy you things to get your attention, in the hope of covering up the fact of how inconfident I am of myself, to go out with you my Goddess."

Pure bullshit.

I know at this point alot of my friends would start to bring out past examples from their relationships that this actually worked. But they missed out a very very important point.

It only worked because both the woman and the man were already attracted to one another. Any signs of affection or specialty would be given the green light as long as they are not too overly extravagant about it.

To do special things for another person who is not attracted to you, and you are doing it because you like that person is, in my opinion, is wrong.

It's like you offering your best self for a motive.

I think the best way is to be yourself. If you offer your best self, make it sincere and not because you want something out of it. If you do, most likely your gift will be appreciated.

Heh heh! Hope this helps whomever who needs this. However, I ain't gonna do any further explanations. Still the same answer. Listen to "Love Song". Complain some more and I will not even speak about this issue anymore.

Almost everything is stated in that very song itself. I swear ;) For a moment you guys thought it would be easy eh? Gimme a break. Trade secrets *tsk tsk*

Time for personal life time.

Firstly I wanna declare a public apology to my ELO BROTHER - Mr. Jovian Chan because I missed 6 of his calls last saturday. We were suppose to go for lunch but I overslept because of Dungeon Sieging through the night. Sorry bro. Treat you lunch the next time round. ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope we don't get B-men job for TEP lol. It would be retribution if we are both in Inventory Management LOL!

Work is now an obsession. I work almost everyday. It's tiring but I've fun people working with me so it eases the load. However, I'm ain't gonna be a damn CCC ever again in the future.

I've decided to get that damn Iphone. I just can't resist it.

School is gonna start soon. TEP in school would be like going home. School is like my second home, where all my old time buddies are and where the grass is really greener. Gotta work harder for next sem so that I secure my spot in SMU. Heh heh ;)

Chen Shufei just termed me as a mature friend. I think my buddies in school are so gonna laugh at that. Lol. Heh you got any probs you should just tell me. I mean like why keep it from me? Yes granted, you don't tell me I also know but at least must tell me right? Don't tell how to help you? Whatever la you lol next time better say. And take care, don't take things you don't want. Learn how to reject people and say no. Nothing to feel bad about. Got anything, me, Marcus and Midas will always support you ;) Sounds damn good right? Don't worry. Our support comes with the price of BUBBLETEAS!!! Better buy for us the next time round! PROTECTION FEE! MWAHAHA! :D

Meeting Kitten tomorrow. She has not replied my msg. Probably fallen asleep already. Have not thought of a program for tommorow's outing yet. Hope Disaster Movie came out already. I seriously need a good laugh.

Frank Sinatra

You know what's simply the best thing on Earth?

Well... It must be in a dimly lighted room, with candles burning slow and easy.

It's cuddling with your lover in bed, looking in her eyes, stroking her hair, gently putting your lips on hers, with Frank Sinatra playing in the background.

Or of course you could opt to lie in bed alone, still with Frank Sinatra in the background.

Totally awesome. Frank Sinatra's voice is just Woah! Total relaxation.

Well gonna listen to Fly Me To The Moon now by the very man himself :)

Pwnage Day

I got pwned today.

Serious. I just knew I got punked by my colleagues. I got a warning message a few days ago from Starhub and here's how it goes:

"This is a warning for you to do your job properly. Your performances are bring tracked all the time.

Thanks,
Starhub Team"

I was late for work that day and I thought I got in major trouble big time. I was also a little pissed because I treat my job seriously and geez it was only the third day of me being a CCC.

Apparently this message was crafted out by Marcus and gang. Wth. Hey you guys totally got me.

And it seems that the mastermind behind this operation is Shufei herself. Ok lol you guys got me! Seriously, I got pwned. Damn haha. But it was really funny.

Back at home, I got pwned too. If there was a Coolest Mum award, it would defintely go to my mum.

My Mum is not any regular housewife. She's my friend and yeah she behaves in alot of ways like me.

I got my wicked tongue from her.

Well thing is there was this fat asshole with his brother walking on the street. He sees my mum with my bro and he comes up to her and asks:

"Hey auntie. How come your son so black?"

That was fucking racist. Well bad luck for him, cos he met my Mum. Anyway my bro looks more chinese than me. I have no idea why he asked that. Crazy bastard.

My mum just gave him a smile and asked:

"How come your brother so thin and you so fat?"

And then she walked away.

Pwned.

Well I guess being a cool mum is cool afterall.

Crappy Policies

Today's work was crap, as usual. I'm used to the job cos it's easy but getting paid to take so little calls a day is a little demeaning. I'm a man who only want to get what I due deserve.

Seriously I think the company's customer policy sux big time. They better pray I don't work for their comepetitors next time. The way I see it, even though they are in a monopoly now, it is gonna collapse sooner or later. They are leaving their most important customer touch point open. The customer service center is not correlated closely to the other departments and escalations take forever to get back to.

The worse thing is, performance get measured in number of calls per minute and not the quality of the calls. Cummon! Which dumbass does that? The porno chatline only probably. Customers call in to get their problems solved. If we take that much calls a day, probably the quality of the calls are not there. When I find myself adhering to the call standards, I don't see the quality of my calls there. It's funny really. Having a customer call centre just for the customer to rant but not solve their problems effectively and efficiently. And their performance appraisal is a little screwed. I've seen other company's appraisals and they are so much better than my company's.

Well heck. I've said my piece to my superiors and if they don't listen then it's their problem. Haha ok alot of people is gonna bullshit me for this one. I'm a genius at this kinda stuff. The way they do business, it's gonna offend alot of customers. They are focusing on erecting high switching barriers for customers and not focused on retenting customers. That's why monopoly is dangerous. In my opinion, the Singapore Government should strike off their exclusitivity and get the other companies to compete with them.

Btw of course a genius like me have already come out with solutions to their problems. However with only $9 per hour pay, I don't feel obliged to feedback. Even if I do, they will not listen. Lol.

I really feel like blogging about what happened this wednesday. But I'm too tired. Gonna sleep now. Tommorrow then blog bout it.

Tomorrow exam results out. Can't wait.

And thanks Pammy, for all the fun ;)

6am to 12am

Today is kinda cool and bad.

Cool cos I got to see alot of the peeps at work again.

Bad cos I got f**king screwed by all the bizarre questions posted by those wackos on the phone. Actually they are still managable. And my cute colleague Miss Chen Shufei made me missed my date. All cos of a mistaken envelope -.-

Well it may be a good thing after all. I don't know what's going on already. Oops. Haha but hey, I still miss spending time with you. Perhaps we will go out tomorrow or something if I'm free.

Anyway met this cool guy called Gabriel on work. All guys who have the name Gabriel are cool :) Lol. Anyway yeah we kinda have alot of common interests so it was like what the chinese called "一见如故". We gotta go basketball together someday bro.

And yes I've checked. "天崖之别" is indeed in the Chinese dictionary. Looks like my Chinese is better than a certain someone after all :P Got new car rich arh!

Cool now I'm in a scandal with "Cherish Miie". Well the part about me liking ferocious and naughty girls are true but anything other than that are "probably" not factual(lol, i like the word probably). They probably take form due to the extra imaginative minds my colleagues have after rotting in office listening to too much retarded phone calls lol.

It's been a long time since I crafted something out with pen. Hardly have any inspiration these days. My mind is like a dry prune now and there is nothing I wanna fantasize more than sleeping on that soft bed of mine. Naturally, I can't draw any shit that way. But at least I found hope of getting a cheap but legit version of Photoshop from a colleague now. Woo hoo! When the pay check comes, so does Walcom drawing pad and PShop!

Miss hanging out with Kiat, Zx and Parti. My brother and dogs, we need to hit the hood some time again man. And damn Partz I gotta check out your army hairdo man! A few more months and I will miss the chance!

Went out yesterday with Jov and Jiaping and yeah it was dope shit. We had lots of fun. Thanks for satisfying my craving for duck rice. You guys are true buddies. Christy Lim you missed out on all the fun. Go out with guys don't care about us already huh! BOO HOO HOO! Lol ok ok just kidding, next time we will give you early notice. No PS-ing again!

Let me know of the plans this sunday. I'm only free after 2 or 5:30pm. C ya guys then.

Retarded People

I'm not really liable to discuss about my customers here. So one word. Some customers are really RETARDED.

WORK WORK!

Woah it's been a long time I've been here.
I miss the peeps in school. Haven seen them in a while. Jovy and Christy are gonna go for their kiddy ride jobs these weekend. Sorry I can't be there to be your first customers. Take good care of the kids!

This week was awesome cos I made lots of new friends in work. "Awesome" seems to be a permanent word in my vocab now. All cos of you Pammy ;)

I'm now a Customer Care Consultant. Alright! This is so the job man! High pay (yeah I'm pretty much a mercenary), joyful and fun peeps and cool equipment.

My hotline name is "Sexy Boy" by the way. Nah jus kidding. Lol we have people whose names are Sunflower seeds, Gypsies, and Normal. Like wth, but of course they are nicks as well.
These people are really an awesome bunch. Some how I wish we had more time for training (with $9 pay) to get to know each other better.

The guys from my workplace[from the back]: Alwin (the soccer dude with the car, thanks bro for the drive), Gary my team member, Sir Vignesh, Wei Hong the Animator (damn this guy jam. Cool stuff), Ismail (he's got a green bike and is a very friendly guy), Marcus (geez this dude can pull off a joke with a straight face, now that's good), Me of course (the cool dude. Duh?), and Alex (the English jacket man)

Hey we men are very filial to our Ah Ma (mother). Lol Anne's our trainer and we are her children :)

The All-girls team. Lol they are a noisy and fun bunch. Don't really know some of them well but yeah will get to.

The Boys and Girls ;)

Awesome people eh?

Anyway, customers we have here can be really awful and cute. I have aunties crying for their dramas and screaming for them. I guess TV really makes the world go round though I personally don't believe in it.

Have OT tomorrow. Gonna wake up early for my run tomorrow and meet Shu Fei and Gary early. But for now, back to Dungeon Sieging!