This tournament has brought to my attention that while I’m slacking, there are many others that have become better than me. Rather than throwing in the towel, I have decided to start gyming and basketball again. One day, I’ll show my skills in the court just like I used to J Thanks Jov for the inspiration you brought about in me.
After the tournament, we had dinner in Bishan S11 coffeeshop with Jiafeng, Jov, Christy and Alvin. We were talking about the topic Sex (AGAIN?!) and I have no idea why it has to revolve around me. Lol good luck to Jiafeng and Alvin about grinding gals (or GUYS? Hey you guys seem to show Bi-preferences) in the clubs. And please no talking about cum while we are eating mayonnaise sauce. I ain’t gonna touch Western food for about a week now.
A battered up me went home and had another round of dinner with my Mum. Mum asked me about Pam and I told her everything. She had a nice talk with me but we were interrupted by my brother who pulled a nice move on me. He was playing with my wallet and he pulled out a nice silver packet.
A condom.
He asked my mum what was it.
In my head I was like : “Uh oh… What do I say? My friend gave it to me for my birthday? And I have it in my wallet because I forgot to take it out?”
I thought Mum was gonna blow up. Instead she smiled and said: “Son keep your private things properly.”
I smiled back. My brother insisted to know what was the silver packet. My mum managed to convince him that it was coffee sweetener ;) For a moment there, I thought I was a goner.
So I guess Mum knew about my private life after all.
This morning over breakfast table, Mum gave me a lesson on picking the right gals. She said I should find someone better who is able to take care of me and stay by my side. Just when I was about to say: “Mum, No. I won’t be able to survive with those gals that are very quiet, everyday stay at home and have not even a little bit of wildness in them.”
My mum laughed and said she knows what I’m are thinking about.
“Son, don’t find someone who’s like that. She doesn’t suit you. Find someone who is naughty, but sticks to you and truly loves you.”
I was like pure ownage. If you play DOTA you would know what I mean. The computer would start screaming: “OWNAGE! Dom’s Mum is GODLIKE! Somebody kill DOM!”
In laymen’s terms, I’m totally owned by my Mum. I thought we drifted apart when I grew up. In the end, she still knows best about me. She knows about my private life (God knows how did she know!), she knows what kind of girl I want, she knows what I do during my dates, she knows how I behave when my ex-girlfriend gets angry. Man! My mum’s cool! I mean like wow!
So I guess I’m still close to my mum after all. I still have my family and friends so I guess I have things to be happy about after all :) But one thing still remains for sure, I’m still wanna find out what my Mum actually thinks about my private life. Is she angry, sad, proud or amused about it? Was she a player when she was young or the goody two shoes? I think the former suits her more but nah! How can that be? My mum’s like the best girl I ever know! She’s the kind that will stick to one man and one family and stand by them even if the sky falls lol!
In case any of you guys are wondering, Nope! I don’t have a private life anymore and stop asking me questions about it though I can provide a little advice if you really need it. And why do I have a condom in my wallet? Well, it’s a little like a gun. It’s best to have it when there’s no need for it then to not have one when you need it. I'm now a good man and I only want to do my best in my studies, gym and have fun with my buddies :)
Whatever the case, Thanks mum for the concern and love you gave me through the years. Thanks for sticking by Dad and our family and for working so hard for us. You know me the best and you’ll always will. Though I know you’ll never read my blog, I want you to know that I’ll make you proud.
And I love you :)
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