Hot Girls are hard to find cos WE AIN'T JERKS!

I came across a life breaking discovery today.

I was bored to nuts at work today. I was so busy that I wanted badly to stop work. With no choice, I did what every guy with balls would do when he’s bored: Look at hot chicks.

1st minute: Damn it no hot chicks! All aunties!

2nd minute: Oh god did all of the hot chicks in the world died?

15 minutes later: Ooh… She’s cute. Long hair, nice figure, pretty face. Totally Miss Sunshine. Wait… There’s this guy behind her. Ok she’s with him. But he looks really feminine. Maybe she’s got a bad taste for guys. And wtf he just called me over with a feminine hand gesture.

25 minutes later: Another hot chick. This one’s is with a boyfriend that has a face that reads: “I’m gonna punch your face punk”. And it’s there all the time on his face. Wonder whether he’s even happy to see her…

40 minutes later: Haiz… Damn it now only got Ah lians… Screw it whatever, no fish got prawn. Heh but what’s that scrawny Ah beng doing to her? Oh he’s touching her butt. Wtf…

1 hour 50 minutes later: Aren’t there any single hot girls who’s not dating a weird guy?

Just then I made a life breaking discovery. What I found out is going to change our lifes. Definitely gonna change your life Bryce and Jovian.

Hot girls like jerks.

Yes you heard me right.

Lol. Nope I’m not asking you to be an asshole.

Here’s the definition of jerk here:
Bad
Definitely irritating to the other male species.
For some reason are able to blind the female species.
Definitely know what they are doing.
Not Mr. Overly Nice Guy

I realized my mistakes that I made in the past. I was such a pussy. I was too nice. As a guy, our minds are really simple. You can’t blame us. Our lifes are all based quantitatively. You hold my hand more, I happy. You want me more I also happy. You tell me you love me everyday, I very happy. You give me more and more sex everyday, I happy. The point is, we fail to see that more is not good. We always give our best and in the end outdo ourselves.

I can tell you that 90% of the guys in the world are dumb. Classic example in a guys mind: Boy like girl. Boy friend girl. Boy tells girl he likes her. They live happily ever after.

Well boy, let the guru give you a little education. It does not work that way.

Try now and go straight away and tell the girl you admire that you like her. Confirm 99.99999999% you will fail. Once you do that she will only run away from you. Or worse, make use of you.

The only way to heighten your chances of getting the girl you really want is to increase your marketability. Make yourself high in demand. I’m not asking you to two-time or three-time your girlfriends. I’m asking you to stick to one, or be single, but don’t keep yourself out of demand.

To be high in demand, you gotta be bad. Go for the masses. Not just for one. NOTE: Please don’t make commitments when you can’t keep them. Two-timing or XX-timing definitely qualifies you as Full-time Asshole. Bring bad is not about collecting as many girlfriends as possible. It’s about playing smart using the numbers games and your words. Basically you are making as much female friends as possible and go out with as many of them but you don’t make any commitments. The smart guy would only truly target one when he goes out with a bunch of girls. Like DUH?

Women like bad boys. They just got a thing for them.

NOTE: “BAD” is not equal to “ASSHOLE” For example, not helping your girl when she seriously needs you terms you as an”ASSHOLE”. Slapping or abusing your girl also terms you as an “ASSHOLE”. But letting her heart flutter and don’t let her know what you really feel about her is “BAD”. Bringing her to cloud nine with your words and then bring her down straight to earth is also “BAD”. But vulgarities definitely make you an “ASSHOLE”.

If you secretly admire someone now, take action. But not by telling her you like her. Increase your marketability. Talk to her, tease her, give her nicknames, make her remember you. Women are like kittens. Once they are interested in something, they will die to get it. And don’t be an AK-47 and spam your attacks on one girl. Be a Magnum Rifle. Aim, slow and be patient, and then shoot with a head-shot. Get multiple head shots and multiple kills but concentrate on what you are really aiming for. The rest are just there for you to get the real deal. You’ll get what you want. Remember, you can’t make someone like you by telling her you like her. It’s all about being bad and making the right moves.

Only when you really know she likes you then maybe you can take the first step. But before that, you got lots of work to do.

Bonus:

Examples when you are being a pussy but you don’t know it:

1. Begging your girlfriend to stay with you
2. Relying on her like she’s your life pillar
3. Whine about doing stuff for her when she goes out with somebody else. I’m sorry but I personally think that’s ridiculous.
4. Your whole solar universe revolves around her
5. Being emo when she’s gone. I can’t help but laugh at myself and people I know who do that.

Most guys would be like: “Are you crazy?! But I thought it was normal to do all those?”

Nope I tested it out. Ain’t crazy.

Last week me and Pam went out. She was happily telling me about her adventures with her “pals” and I was like “uh hmm oh ok.”

I cared about it but I pretended not to. Then I made the killer move.

Told her about some girl I’m interested in now. Totally praised that girl until she’s like some goddess. It’s super effective cos I only used to do it to her.

Now that’s a super good example of being “BAD”.

Instant kill and effect.

She got worried and angry. At first I tried to comfort her. Then decided to be bad and not to.

In the end DOUBLE KILL, she said sorry and some more become extra gentle towards me.

Instant gratification.

Use your moves wisely. Plan for the kill. But don’t overdo it. And never break a woman’s heart. We play the game fair. No hurting of anyone here.

And we are not gonna be jerks. We are gonna be SMART men lol.

But please. If you are one of those rare 2% of people in the world who’s super lovey dovey and nothing in the world can stop you and all, then ignore this post please. Lol. Cos you guys already own!

Gotta go hope I blog soon again. [PS: I hope I don’t get stoned by all the girls I know lol ;)]